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Sunday 13th May

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Weather has turned yucky, but at least we have our own lunchroom and clothesline Timmy and Heater enjoy some light reading over lunch The roof helps keep part of the site dry

 

The bluestone and the Fagus work well together The ground that was hard and dusty when we arrived is now sloppy. Finely detailed plans – at least the maths appears to be correct!
Apparently these pieces of bluestone weigh 180kg each Shane and Percy both seem to be happy in the rain! Today was Blair’s first day on site and he was the only person who managed to find a dry place to work.

 

Question Time

Bluey (Paul)

1. Have you always talked so much?

Laughs! Then more laughs! Always. More laughs!

2. Who plays pool better – you or the Russian woman?

Me

3. Do you get sick of laughing at your own jokes?

No, never. I’ve got great jokes. What do you call a teddy bear biscuit on a motorbike? A bikkie

4. Have the OHS staff at the show raised the issue of your moustache as a fire hazard?

So they should because it is (Lucky I don’t smoke)

5. Do you feel 30, 60 or 90 years of age?

30

6. Who are you? Why are you here?

I’m part of the secret service to make sure that the Australian contingent holds up the good values that we hold so dear to our hearts

7. Has the experience lived up to your expectations?

It has exceeded all expectations

8. What duty free shopping did you do on the way over?

None – I have everything I want at home

9. What do you most want to do while you are here London?

See as much as I can possibly see

10. Who do you think Mark looks like?

The thing that goes through a bugs brain just after it hits the windscreen

11. Who should have to answer questions tomorrow?

Anyone with WW2 experience – that would narrow it down to Scott

12. What should the first question be?

First question should be “Are you homosexual?” And second one should be “Why not?”


 

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DESIGNED BY:

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CONSTRUCTED BY:

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MAJOR SPONSORS:

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click to visit the NGIV website

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